I want my own theme song, almost as bad as I want a job. I don’t mean music that plays during the credits before and after each episode of my life. The “Night Court” and “Facts of Life” songs are taken anyway, as is the theme to “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” (number one in the [...]
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Home, home on the couch… where the bad 80s videos play
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
I usually set up shop for my unemployed day at my desk or the dining room table. Both have benefits and drawbacks. The Ethernet cable comes to my desk, so the internet is about as fast as it can be on a dying computer. But my desk could be declared a federal disaster area, maybe [...]