Here’s a coupon for some free KFC… http://www.unthinkfc.com/ Who doesn’t like free food? # At the gym today a trainer was training someone while eating a sandwich. Not sure how he kept a straight face through it all. # Haircuts feel so good. # Today was the first Friday in a long time that’ felt [...]
Monthly Archives: May 2009
Another company wants me to stay unemployed
Thursday, May 7, 2009
I finally had another job interview, after four months of nothing. During the drought, I managed to secure numerous interviews with various press outlets. They all wanted to talk about my unemployment. None of them, of course, wanted to do anything about it. So while a little more famous, I remain equally unemployed. For those [...]
Take my wife… but have her back by next week
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
I received a pretty awesome email last week… so awesome that I immediately forwarded it to wifey with the message, “I’ll file this under WTF.” She fainted from excitement; it seems this email marked the first step in fulfilling a lifelong dream. Her coworkers brought her back to consciousness with Ethel Merman tunes and smelling [...]
Still gay for the Pet Shop Boys after all these years
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
My music taste is all over the map. It has been ever since Dad brought home a U2 album way back in 1984, forcing me to realize that everything else I liked sucked. Much of my collection falls in one of the following categories… depressing, suicide-inducing, singer-songwriter stuff droney, feedback-laden guitar rock poppy poppiness with [...]
Twittering my life away (2009-05-04)
Monday, May 4, 2009
I never thought DC radio could get any worse, but it is, right before my ears. Oh, the horror… # When did April decide to be July? No one consulted me about this. # It’s so much easier to find a table near an electrical outlet in a suburban coffee shop. And nobody cares if [...]